I bleed purple and gold.
when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”
(via lolsofunny)@1 week ago with 190618 notes
the people who like say ‘1 second has passed’ when ur like ‘just give me a sec’ are the people u need to avoid and sacrifice to the aztec gods
(via ohfunniest)@1 week ago with 165068 notes